{"product_id":"thigh-bone","title":"Thigh Bone","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\" translate=\"no\"\u003eThigh Bone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertain props simply speak for themselves. The\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003eThigh Bone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis one such delightfully bizarre item that belongs equally well in nearly any environment. In a crypt? Yeah. Unearthed by a manic goblin? Sure. Clutched in an ancient skeleton's bony hands or waved about the head by a mad cultist? Yes and yes. Whatever it is, whether it's a relic, a bludgeoning tool, or a strange trinket, it's the kind of thing that makes people stop and wonder, \"Wait, is that a leg bone?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring around 16in long and shaped like a stylized human femur, the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003eThigh Bone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis an ideal balance of realism and theatrics. The surface is detailed with texture, cracks, dimples, and weathered coloration, giving it the appearance of an old bone pulled from a tomb or battlefield. From afar, it might fool the eye. Up close, it's a prop, but one that will withstand the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from solid PU foam with a durable internal core, it’s lightweight, strong, and safe for LARP combat (though it leans on the firmer side of things). Whether you’re swinging it as a makeshift club, gesturing wildly during a necromantic ritual, or bonking your way through a tavern brawl, this thing can take a bit of rough play. And it looks ridiculous doing it in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere’s no right or wrong way to use this bone. Maybe it’s the sacred thigh of a martyred prophet. Maybe it’s your goblin’s chew toy. Perhaps your archaeologist character has just discovered it and doesn’t quite know what to do with it. Or maybe it’s your go-to backup weapon when everything else fails. It’s weird, it’s versatile, and it’s a whole lot of fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for fantasy, post-apocalyptic, horror, or even comedic LARP settings, the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003eThigh Bone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efits into a wide range of costumes and characters. Add it to a shaman’s belt, a necromancer’s altar, a skeleton warrior’s kit, or a deranged druid’s staff collection. However you use it, you’ll probably get questions and maybe a few laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApprox. 16in long\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShaped like a stylized human thigh bone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from tough PU foam with a solid core\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTextured, hand-painted surface for an aged, realistic look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSafe for combat use (firm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for LARP, cosplay, theatre, or display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy to carry, store, and integrate into any outfit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for characters who collect bones, worship bones, or just like to hit people with bones\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don’t always need a weapon with a name. Sometimes, a big ol’ bone will do the trick.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Epic Armory","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50279953498305,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/7784\/4417\/files\/thighbone2_b44bb5bb-2eff-4f7a-9c4a-01f903f12713.webp?v=1780259358","url":"https:\/\/bifrosttradingco.com\/products\/thigh-bone","provider":"Bifrost Trading Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}